Donnerstag, 19. März 2009

50 Ways to Annoy Robert Pattinson

The person that posted this says she doesn't know who made the list but whoever it was is a genius :))
50 Ways to Annoy Robert Pattinson

1. Ask him if he thinks Edward Cullen is hot.

2. Accuse him of self-hatred when he says no.

3. Ask him to bite you… again

4. Ask him why he doesn’t like children

5. Cry when he tries to explain

6. Ask him if he thinks Kristen Stewart is hot

7. Ask him if he’s Team Edward or Jacob

8. Ask him if he needs to come out of the closet… just ‘cause

9. Ask him if he thinks vampires and werewolves (or ‘shape-shifters’) are real

10. Set his pillows on fire

11. Tell him he doesn’t sleep when he yells at you

12. Ask him how his ‘hair porn’ video is coming

13. Look offended when he laughs

14. Run up behind him and run your fingers through his awesome Spunk Ransom hair!

15. Give him a shiny silver Volvo for his birthday

16. Cry when he says he can afford a Mercedes.

17. Ask him why they used a hatchback in the Twilight movie, and not a real Volvo

18. Get pissed when he doesn’t know why

19. Ask to see his boxers

20. Smile when he quietly calls for security.

21. Ask him how his super venom-men got Bella pregnant

22. Ask eagerly if they are going to have multiple sex scenes in Breaking Dawn the movie between him and Kristen

23. Call him Edward to his face

24. Ask him if he likes fan-girl screams

25. Ask him how his bath with Harry was!

26. Ask him if the Spanish influenza hurt

27. Remind him of his bath with Harry…AGAIN!

28. Ask him if he got a bruise from falling off the bed when kissing Kristen

29. Ask him how it was kissing Kristen

30. Ask him what color his boxers are

31. Ask him if he wears his Edward makeup just to impress the ladies

32. Ask how many times he had to go to the bathroom after Comic Con.

33. Remind him that he drank his weight in water that day

34. Ask him for a hug

35. Quickly run your fingers through his hair and then run

36. Ask him if he likes being a witch or a vampire better

37. Look surprised when he corrects you on witch to wizard

38. Give him a giant elk for his birthday

39. Look offended when he tries to give it back or release it into the wild

40. Ask him how it feels to be the most wanted man on the face of the earth

41. Before he can answer, ask him if he likes bondage (Gozde: I think this is my favorite :))

42. Ask him if he got a warning from Kristen’s bf, Michael Angarano, before they started filming

43. Ask him if he’d go out with JKR or Stephenie Meyer

44. Tell him he hates his creators when he says no

45. Ask him if he’s ever drank blood

46. Slowly back away when he says no

47. Ask him to marry you

48. Tell him you’re 14

49. Cry when he says no and that he doesn’t like kids

50. Tape a sticker on his car saying he is Jacob’s girlfriend

Danke an RObobsessed

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